Almost as good as "man bites dog."
First Dog Barney went for a little payback on reporters who haven't been exactly kind to his first bud - President Bush.
A suicidal squirrel was partially successful in slowing down voting at a Florida precinct after leaping onto a power line a causing an electrical outage.
Seriously.
Here's a photo list of 25 fictional presidents throughout the years. Maybe one of them would be a better pick than the two we have right now.
And yes, you can vote for Jack Nicholson as President James Dale in "Mars Attacks!"
The above, plus a lot more. Okay, well sort of tongue-in-cheek.
Joe Walsh of the Eagles - who promised to change the national anthem to "Life's Been Good."
Paris Hilton. Enough
Pogo. You'll show your age
Check out this interactive feature from the Associated Press on key issues facing the country and where the presidential candidates stand. Issues covered are: energy and gas; the economy; health care; the war in Iraq.