Gossip

  Quote: A New York school has been renamed in honor of President-elect Barack Obama.

  Yes, they doodle - and you can check out Barack Obama's and Sarah Palin's "doodles" for yourself.

  Malia and Sasha Obama will have to wait until next year for that puppy their dad promised them.   Well, at least until they move into the White House. Their dad - the president-elect - promised them a puppy after winning the election.

  Might actually exist, but not in America.   Seems the country of Antigua wants to rename its highest peak - known as Boggy Peak - to Mount Obama.

  We knew it was coming to this - but a student at Arizona State University offered to sell his "vote" on eBay.   Thankfully, barely anyone noticed - his top bid was $2.25. Or maybe that's what our votes are worth this election.

  Don't complain about how far away the voting precinct is again - these guys are about 220 miles away from theirs.

  Tina Fey is a pretty good actress in her own right, but her impersonations of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live has thrown her in the political spotlight.   On one late night show, Fey talked about meeting Palin, and even went so far as to say the Alaska governor offered to have her daughter Bristol babysit Fey's three-year-old.

  America at its best

  CNN brings us our worthless trivia of the day - Michelle Obama told Jay Leno on the Tonight Show she shops at J. Crew and buys her own clothes.

  Some of these might surprise you, especially when the list considers Gerald Ford (Mr. Fall Down Guy) as the most athletic president.   Best arm goes to George Washington and Dwight Eisenhower once tried to tackle Jim Thorpe (and never played football again).