Help Obama Strike The Pose
Help Obama Strike The Pose
The Onion has created a computer program to help Barack Obama find the perfect "looking off into the future" pose.
Quote: When performed correctly, the pose involves Obama standing upright with his back arched and his chest thrust out, his shoulders positioned 1.3 feet apart and opened slightly at a 14-degree angle, and his eyes transfixed on a predetermined point between 500 and 600 yards away. Advisers say this creates the illusion that Obama is looking forward to a bright future, while the downturned corners of his lips indicate that he acknowledges the problems of the present.
who want's to be the first?
who want's to be the first?.....to let irabelon in on the fact that -the Onion is a "parody" or for the vocabulary-challenged " a joke"
Help Obama Strike The Pose
"Help Obama Strike The Pose" The Pose descriptions for Obama is perfecrt to the eye of the beholder, but there's something missisng... He should be wearing a MUSLIN dress, TURBAN and Long BEARD to make it realistic to his true personality. Don't deceive yourselves. duh.
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